So, this came in the mail today:
Courtesy of my brah Phil, it's a Heroforge miniature of yours truly. The three B's are there: bald head, bushy eyebrows, and beard. The book and the big d20 are suitable talismans for this part-time DM. And the kilt with Chuck Taylors was my teaching uniform for years.
All in all, not a bad job!
Thanks, man! now I just need to roll up a character to match...