Saturday, February 10, 2024

Critical fail

 Gone for the nonce.


So, I want to stay in touch with all my peeps, but I am getting weary of the whole social media scene and blogs are apparently just too 2008. In light of this, I am suspending operations on Instagram and on this blog - no new posts will be forthcoming.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Dall'Italia con amore

So, recently my two sisters went on a trip to Italy. I guess there were some postings on Bookface (whoch I am not on), but I did get one text, from Norma Jean, and it was goodie.

They visited a Murano glass workshop in Venice, and apparently that particular artisan was a comics fan. Norma Jean didn't tell me which specific place it was they went to, but she did send these pictures:

 Crazy, innit?

Then, today I got a flat in the mail from my sister Linda - it was an autographed print of this:


I was confused at first, becasue I thought it was something from the Murano glass place, but no -- it is from Galleria La Nuova Forma in Lanciano, yet another bed of superhero amore in Italy.

The catalog that accompanied it says this is Serigrafia a 37 passaggi di colore interventi in glitter, foglia oro, foglia argento, floccaggi e passaggio calcografico a secco which Google awkwardly translates to "Screen printing with 37 color passages interventions in glitter, gold leaf, silver leaf, flocking and dry chalcographic passage".

So, to sum up: there are fine art superheroes in Italy and I have great sisters.

 

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Your moon asplodes!

A quiet moment of intense drama...

In the grand tradition of Exploding Sun and Ring of Fire and CAT. 8, the other night Wonder Wife and I dipped into the well of truly awful disaster movies, this time a big-budget version from a master of big, dumb movies, Roland Emmerich: Moonfall. And I gotta tell ya, it was big, and it was dumb. Mind-numbingly stupid. So bad I have returned to bad-movie reviewing, which I generally try to avoid.

So, the premise is that the moon is actually a mega-structure, a fact which the government has at least suspected, if not known, since 1969. It is also the site of an ongoing battle between an evil AI entity (that looks like a swarm of metal shavings) and and a good AI that is a the last remaining artifact of the alien race that actually created Earth and seeded it with what became human life. (It's a long story and not very interesting.) And for some reason it's falling out of orbit, too.

Anyhow, an intrepid disgraced ex-astronaut (who had a close encounter with the metal shavings on a mission years before), a plucky NASA ex-astronaut administrator (who was on the same mission but missed the encounter), and a wacky conspiracy theorist who seems to know more than all government scientists combined must team up to intervene in the AI battle and keep the moon from crashing into the earth as its orbit decays, although it causes a lot of trouble on the way down anyway.

There all are sorts of hijinks, including gravity doing things it doesn't do, the atmosphere doing things it doesn't do, NASA getting a space shuttle out of a museum and somehow making it spaceworthy in hours, and panicky people running and hiding and shooting at each other as things explode and crash and burn. Apparently the real astronaut serving as technical advisor would occasionally tell them "that's not really possible" but they would roll with it anyway because Movies. It's a total mess.

There was only one bright spot: Halle Berry actually tries her best to breathe life into a cardboard character speaking insipid dialog, She is working so hard I actually felt sorry for her, but she's really the only in the whole film who is acting.


Friday, July 22, 2022

Actually talking about D&D...

So,I am not going to repeat my recent lament about blogging, but I will note that although Epicurus and Talent have been pretty healthy of late, this little geeky blog has been pretty neglected. I don't know if that's because my comics/cartooning pursuits have become a bigger part of my normie life (I have an Instagram, for cryin' out loud), or because D&D and similar geeky pursuits have become more mainstream (viz: this), or what, but let's correct it with something that made my little nerdy heart sing:

So maybe you have to have had more exposure to D&D than just watching Stranger Things, but seeing an owlbear, a  treasure-chest mimic, and a gelatinous cube in a big-budget production (it's even got a Chris!) - well, I am not sure if have been this nerdily excited since the Michael Keaton Batman movie.

Unfortunately, we won't see it for another 14 months, so let's stave off creeping fascism and environmental doom at least until then, okay?

Friday, February 18, 2022

More stupid money

So, a few months back I mentioned on Epicurus that I had spent entirely too much money to acquire a musical instrument that I cannot play and that in all likelihood I will never learn to play. This tale is about spending some more stupid money, but at least this time it was on something that I am certainly well equipped to appreciate. 


This is a DC Comics house ad by the great Ira Schnapp announcing the launch of the Justice League of America in their very own comic. After three successful outings in The Brave and The Bold (numbers 28-30) in early 1960, the seminal silver age super-group got its eponymous magazine later that year.

The B&B adventures of the JLA and the earliest issues of their own comic predate the start of my reading days; I was a 12-cent silver ager and missed the "all in color for dime" era by just few years. In fact, I read most of these early stories for the first time as reprints collected in "80 pg. Giant" specials.

Nonetheless, the Justice League itself, and this ad as well, loom large in my memory of those early, heady days of discovering comics. The sensibility of the great Schnapp lettering on display here, which abounded in DC house ads and logos for many years, forms the background fabric for my visual recreation of that era. Schnapp also designed the title of the Justice League of America comic itself, something I liked so much I had it reproduced for my arm tattoos.


The cool action-figure chess game in the ad caught my fancy and the Just Imagine! headline resonated with me and has stayed with me over the years - so much so that I have even used this ad as the conceit for a speech to honors students when I was a dean. (I must not have been the only one to love it - DC used the phrase as the name of a line of early 2000s comics in which Stan Lee re-envisioned DC heroes.)

In any case, this ad, and the Justice League, have always meant a lot to me. And a couple months ago, having a little extra folding green, I did something for the first time ever: I bought a comic as a collectible artifact and not as reading material.

Through the good offices of Heritage Online Auctions, I successfully obtained a copy of  Justice League of America #1. It's in pretty poor shape - you can see the corner wear, water spot, and creases even in the picture above - but frankly, that's the shape most of my comics were in most of the time. (As a friend of mine observed after having some comics slabbed, the highest-graded comics are those that were loved the least.) Because it was in such sorry condition, I got for just relatively stupid money - chump change, really - and not the $10,000 or more that a near-mint copy would go for. (That would be totally nuts.) But I am really happy for it, and it holds pride of place in the living room.


I don't think this purchase will send me down the road of acquisition - I like my life a lighter than that - but having this one item gives me a great deal of pleasure.


Saturday, October 2, 2021

Favorite characters

It was pretty clear that Katoichi from an earlier post is a Kobold ripoff of  hommage to the long-time Japanese movie character Zatoichi., the blind masseuse-gambler-swordsman. Wonder Wife and I are great fans of Beat Takeshi's 2004 version of Zatoichi, and that film directly inspired these two characters as well. This backstory is from an email to the DM.

Elsa & Adrien

Karmin and Walter will be playing Elsa and Adrien, twin sisters. Elsa is the butch one (older by a minute), a nimble rogue, and Adrien is the femme one, a charming bard. They hail from a middle-class family in the hinterlands (you tell us where), a merchant clan with the roots of its small fortune in piracy and smuggling. Dad wants the family to be more legit, so he insisted his children go to university and he had the resources to pay their way in. Adrien is truly interested in learning more about these magic powers she has been experiencing; she has been up to now attempting to be a model student even though her own moral standards can be fairly elastic. Elsa really just came along (a) to protect Adrien and (b) to con/steal from the townies to line her own pockets (she takes after her mother's side of the family). As such, while Elsa attends classes and sometimes even enjoys them, much of her time is spent off-campus in various taverns around town, drinking and gambling with the townies.

Now here are the deets only the DM needs to know:

First of all, Adrien is actually a boy. He is a cross-dresser, living as a woman to avoid a longstanding feud involving the first-born sons of rival families in [whatever hinterland we're from] as part of dad's plan to go legit and leave the clan past behind. Adrien has Disguise and Bluff at 9 and Act at 8 and has been doing this almost his whole life, so I imagine she passes very well. Other than that, the backstory is accurate.

Adrien has focused exclusively on Enchantment spells and carries a small ornate masterwork light crossbow (a going-away gift from daddy) in her pack and no other weapons. She wears only padded armor, which has very intricate and ornate embroidery. Some paper and pen in her backpack and that's about it. I have attached a picture that gets the flavor: she is practicing Perform (Dance). Since this is a one-shot, if you think the Enchantment focus is a little off for the flavor of the adventure (or if I just change my mind) I might go Conjuration.

Elsa almost always has numerous daggers secreted about her body, which she draws -- and sheathes -- with sleight-of-hand. Since many people in town go armed, however, she often openly carries one very plain-looking dagger, lest anyone mistakenly suspect she's an easy, defenseless mark. One of the hidden daggers is a masterwork dagger that she recently was given after finally -- and just barely -- proving herself by managing to nick her mother during one of their many combat lessons. While she cannot use magic herself, due to her sister's coming into some ability with it, she's been interested in learning more about magic -- specifically, say, methods for how those without magical talents can try to use magical artifacts. Otherwise, she focuses on her own, personal lessons: making local connections with smugglers, thieves, and others with dubious morals so that she may someday, despite father's wishes, keep up the family tradition; learning the local gossip; and trying to make just enough money gambling each week to cover her bar tabs and incidentals -- by cheating, if need be. Since town-gown relations are strained, however, she doesn't advertise that she's a student, instead preferring to leave her affiliations and profession nebulously undefined -- and leaving her books and school supplies on campus.

Karmin is my best gaming buddy and we did have a swell time playing these siblings for a campaign that was all too short...



Friday, October 1, 2021

Moar characters

During Covid days there was no such things as a table group, only online games. The upside of this was that I could play with my Boston Buddy, Lyle, and his Massachusetts posse. DM Eric wanted to work with the Pathfinder 2E system, and took us on an adventure reminiscent of the TV series Lost but way cooler  (and with a much better finale). Since I was new to PF2E, I only rolled up one charcter for that campaign, Isle of the Lost Elders:

Raebur Oatkeep

Raebur Oatkeep was an attorney with a thriving private practice in his Halfling community in southern Bresne, mostly mediating personal or commercial disputes between members of different clans. 


Because of his skill, he was appointed procurator and charged with negotiating treaties and trade agreements between his extended tribe and the goblin band with whom they shared the land and frequently encountered. Raebur did his job gamely for many years, but the constant stress of trying to engage in a fruitful conversation with the goblin representatives, who seemed to change weekly if not daily, and who seemed to regard signed agreements as, at best, mere suggestions, and more often as funny stories, took its toll. After pursuing too many impossible agreements, and after pressing too many futile claims and grievances, and after the lead goblin emissary ate the last copy of the original signed agreement between the two groups, Raebur lost it in the conference room, lost his job, and lost his mind. 

His madness presents in two ways: First, while he still affects an air of conciliation and agreeableness and can negotiate with the best of them, if you get on the one, tiny, threadbare nerve he has left he will snap and go berserk. Second, he left his tribe and wanders the world seeking to serve a writ of Habeas Corpus on the god Llenkandrin, and allies himself with various adventuring groups in the hopes of finding some mystical access to godland.


That campaign was so successful and so much fun that the party re-upped for another go, which turned out to be an adventure in the shadow realm called Harrowing Days in Riverstead. Since I was used to the PF2E system now, I rolled up more than one character,as usual. First go:


Kaleb Straphammer

Kaleb is in service to Molki Starbrow, the halfling Landless Jarl whose domains extend to the roadways throughout the Thanelands and who exerts control over commerce, trade, and traffic from the polar caps to the southern lake (name?). Supposedly a mid-level consular officer in charge of the Division of Weights and Measures, responsible for calibrating scales, inspecting minted coins, and similar duties, Kaleb is actually a troubleshooter without portfolio, with an active role in espionage, sabotage, intelligence, retribution, and straight-up thievery on behalf of his Jarl and the halfling community.

It is under his cover story that Kaleb has been seconded to the household of Thane Matlara Sun-Feather, ostensibly to use her connections with the court in Riverstead as he negotiates comprehensive revisions to the equivalency rates for measurements of liquid volume. In actuality, Molki Starbrow has an interest in prosecuting the High King Haldaar Fire-keeper’s three-point program, and Kaleb’s true mission is to support Matlara and her ally Thane-Princess Estrid in any way he can, using all his available talents, as they maneuver the platform through the Ealderman’s Council.

Kaleb also has another agenda, a personal one. As a supporter and frequent contributor to the Congress of Folkish Rights, Kaleb takes the CFR non-human advocacy platform very seriously and works whenever he can to overcome the prejudices and biases prevalent among many humans in the Thanelands. The inclusiveness and tolerance found in Riverstead and most of Icemelt Hold does not obtain as one journeys to the far parts of the Thanelands, as a well-traveled Kaleb knows first-hand. The Unification Faction of reformers seems to offer the best hope for a truly equitable society, and Kaleb would not be averse to tilting the table or stacking the cards in their direction if given half a chance.

As it turns out, Kaleb would have done awesomely, considering the way the game has developed. But nooo, I had to go with my second draft...

Sehmet Woosha

Sehment Woosha hails from Kywenvale in north Thanelands, having been raised in a small, well-established Amurran community. Her affect and appearance suggest long training in self-discipline; she is both physically fit and emotionally controlled, at least outwardly. Although  she shares little about the details of her early life, it is clear that after some time in seclusion and training, she has traveled widely throughout the Thanelands and been in service to various jarls and eaoldermen.


She currently resides in the court of Thane Matlara Sun-Feather and is known as a spiritual advisor for various courtiers, drawing on her history with and apparent expertise in contemplation practices and meditation techniques. While she does partake in these activities on a regular basis with various nobles and attendants, in actuality she is a troubleshooter at large for the Thane, solving security problems in a quiet and effective way. Capable, stealthy, and with an apparently agnostic attitude toward the niceties of property rights, she proves herself very useful to the Thane in the right circumstances. 

As befits her training, Sehmet is a bit of an ascetic, preferring a simple diet and spare lifestyle, especially when compared to the pomp and luxury of the court; she is often seen as a fish out of water, an amusing but well-regarded oddity among the nobles, mechants, and eaoldermen. In personality, Sehmet is congenial and deferential, soft-spoken with a wry sense of humor, and possessed of a surprising predecliction for good-natured pranks. Despite years of service, she has never quite mastered the complications of formal society, but has at least learned how not to offend.

Sehemt was fun to play, but unfortunately she met an untimely end at the hands of a Fire Giant (but she went our spectacularly). Totally coincidentally, shortly after Sehmet died, the party ran into this fellow:


Barashak Walkbeside


Barashak Walkbeside is – was – a mercenary bodyguard/enforcer in “private practice” as it were. Barashak wandered the Thanelands as a sell-sword, caravan guard, village constable - any sort of position in which a heavy hand was required and not a lot of detailed thinking. Barshak, a simple laborer, got had gotten involved with a slightly heretical sect within his community, some Iruxi who expressed doubts about some of the ancient stories told in Iruxi oral tradition. As such, he found himself caught up in the internal conflicts/purge and wandered off to make his way apart from the community.

He met Lord Viarmo Silinis while serving as a caravan guard, and the elf (with a high tolerance for his unorthodoxy) took an interest in his story and in him, wound up hiring Barashak on occasion, and sponsored him into a respected position within a somewhat disreputable profession. Barashak feels indebted to him as a result.

It was through the good offices of Lord Silinis that at the time of the Grand Council Barashak found himself in the employ of a consortium comprised of a minor Jarl and few Ealdormen from some outlying holdings. He had been hired to do some of the same work that Harrison et alii were doing for Matlara Sun-Feather – keeping an eye on things, running confidential errands, and so forth. (He didn’t have the skills for even the rudest diplomacy or subterfuge.)

Most of his time was spent in the Gallery and Courtyard, where he alternated between being captivated by Harrison’s bardic performance and keeping a weather eye on his charges. Much of his professional attention was spent on watching Lady Malphene Crag-Jumper. He observed her strongarming and intimidating various delegates and secretly hoped that she would try such tactics on one of his employers, so he could get some exercise in. As it happened, she apparently tried the patience of another interested party before coming across any of his clients (who were all in the Thane-Princess’s camp) and he watched her leaving a stable looking quite the worse for wear after the old minstrel and some others followed her in.

Barashak tried to engage a subdued Malphene in drink and conversation after that, but she was in no mood and his social skills were not up to the task of persuading her to share.

When all hell broke loose, Barashak was in the Courtyard, standing behind his employers as they watched the stage. When King Haaldir cut Kalbio’s throat and panic broke out in the crowd, the Jarl and the Ealdormen scattered like chickens in hailstorm, despite Barashak’s best efforts to herd them together and protect them.

…then everything went black until he woke up in the Shadow Realm.

Hopefully, Barashak will live to see the end of Days and I won't have to roll up another character. Because that would be a shame, innit?

Thursday, September 30, 2021

Five characters in search of a table

Just to have a new post, I'm going pin up some character sketches that I have written up (but ilustrated with found images) over the Covid days.

First was for a homebrew campaign that Cam ran - this actually predates Covid in the Dungeon Crawl Classic sessions that started us off, but then we switched to D&D5e and online gaming via Zoom when the end of days started. The mechanics changed but the character stayed essentially the same.

Just Joa

After Joa Brunhildson survived the Destruction of Wardwick, being present for the final demise of the demon that had scourged the town, he was alone. His family, his friends, even most of the customers of his butcher shop had perished in the terror that had gripped the small town. Despondent, and perhaps clinically depressed, he wandered out of town with his captured shield and booty armor wrapped in a sack hanging from the spear over his shoulder like a hobo’s bindle stick.

Joa wandered away from the only town he had every known, trudging eastward through Stanlow’s Grandwood, with no particular goal except to put his past life behind him. When friendly fellow travelers asked his name, he would reply “just Joa”, leaving even his family name and heritage behind in the blood and wreckage. Perhaps there really are three gods who control the fates of men, but in any case, fortune thrice smiled upon him.

First, he met a Sir Bancek, knight of the Black Swan, outside Northmill, while they both sought shelter in a small inn from a sudden rainstorm. The knight told Joa tales of fighting the good fight against demons and demi-humans, bringing peace to war-ravaged lands and protecting the good. Joa felt the first stirrings of purpose once again but holding the armor that he had seized from a demon, he knew that he would never be a knight like this man. Bancek, perhaps sensing Joa’s character even more than he himself could, or perhaps impressed by the provenance of the gear, offered to buy Joa’s arms to add to the order’s armory. Joa gladly took the bargain, and the knight’s hand in friendship. When Sir Bancek asked for his name, the reply this time was again “Just Joa”, but the intonation conveyed a whole new meaning.

Joa’s second good fortune came when, heading further eastward, he met Ove Luntag, certainly the most – or perhaps the only – honest merchant on the Stanlow-Vilaria border. Joa was able to use his new-found wealth to kit himself out in fine style – no more sleeping in ditches wrapped in a blanket, no more hardtack and jerky.  Fully equipped and armed, down to a secret money belt to contain the remainder of his treasure, and with rediscovered purpose and vigor, Just Joa strode toward his destiny – and the final favor of fate.

 A wrong turn on a foggy night led Joa to a pass that led not to Bamerton town but to secluded valley and the sanctuary of Tancer the Lame, a wizard in need of an apprentice. Upon encountering the wizard and hearing him speak of his own battle against the dark forces, Joa knew what he needed to do: not butcher’s blades nor cold steel would be sufficient to fight demons and monsters, not for him. He would fight magic with magic. Although Joa was an unlikely wizard – stronger in the back than mind – Tancer took him on. For a year Tancer taught him the arcane and dangerous ways of the magicker and how to draw power from earth, sea, and sky; Joa was never able to come close to his master’s understanding of arcane but was able to access the magic that flowed around and about and through him.

Deep in the small valley, Joa sweated and labored to master his craft, sometimes feeling he would never advance, sometimes feeling full of power. Always at his side was Tancer, patient, thoughtful, and supportive; without his guidance, Joa would have died a hundred times over from unplanned spell results. Joa could not manage to turn himself into a wizard, but he did become a sorcerer, good enough to earn a familiar.

One day Joa saw a bright light piercing the night sky and heard a formless voice speak to him, in a voice as clear as the night sky in Vilaria. What it said was “Just Joa, go home.” Training was over. His mission had begun.

Joa lasted the campaign, getting progressively more depressed and nihilistic, and finally ended things by tossing what was essentially a magical H-bomb through a dimensional portal into the headquarters of some ersatz Nazis. Made a big boom. Then he sacrificed himself in a final act of selflessness, trying to save someone from drowning in a pit of goo.

Really.

Anyway, we re-booted the campaign in the same world, just five or ten years later, dealing with the after effects of the prior adventure (it turned into an ongoing denazification effort). I tried out a bunch of characters before the party and the setting were ironed out.

Katoichi Sawa

Katoichi Sawa was born into a large Kobold tribe that roamed the badlands of northeastern Hotpot, raiding and being raided, skirmishing with goblins, avoiding orcs and Hobgoblins, just trying to get by. Kato had the misfortune of being born blind. He could make out light and dark and some shapes as a cub, but soon even that little ability disappeared. Part of the tribe suggested leaving him in the wilds to die, but the pack nature of Kobold society always kept the group from ever acting on that desire, despite the difficulty in dragging along a sightless youngster.

For his part, a grateful Katoichi tried his best to avoid being a burden, and learned to rely on his other senses more and more, eventually being able to fend for himself in familiar environments or close quarters with surprising ease and efficiency. But still his disability continued to prevent him from fully contributing to the well-being of the pack, and he struggled mightily with this guilt.

His chance for redemption came after a fracas with a group of Hobgoblins; Katoichi’s tribe was unable to provide the tribute the hobs demanded to suffer their intrusion into Hobgoblin territory, so Katoichi offered himself as a willing bondsman to the Hobgoblin group; a token gesture, to be sure, given his sightlessness, but one accepted grudgingly by the honor-bound Hobgoblins.

Not knowing what else to do with him, the Hobgoblins assigned Katoichi as caretaker of a neglected ruin, an ancient shrine to Maglubiyet, whose favor they did not want to lose, despite their worship having moved mostly to Nomog-Geaya. Katoichi took well to his new life high in the mountains; the sulfur smell of a not-so-distant volcano wafting on the breeze was as pleasant to him as the birdsong and the warmth of the desert sun. He tended what remained of the shrine and in its courtyard raised a vast herb garden, for medicinal and aromatic uses. An observer watching him moving happily amongst his cherished ruins would see him happy and would scarcely believe him blind.

The Kobold had few visitors in his tucked-away mountain hermitage, but one guest was regular: Bogon, an old, battle-scarred Hobgoblin sub-chief, who clung to the old god, came frequently. Each visit, his routine was the same: giving obeisance at that altar to the graven images, collecting some herbs for his aches and pains – and running Katoichi through a series of martial exercises. Bogon was astonished and amused by how the sightless herbalist could target his outstretched hand or a waving sword, and each visit worked with him on sword-fighting technique until the little caretaker was a more than adequate fighter. The archery lessons went not so well – Katoichi’s adaptation seemed sufficient for close quarters, but the world more than dozen strides away remained an opaque mystery.

Katoichi remained happy in his routine – altars, herbs, and swords – until about five years ago, when he began to notice more activity in the mountains: occasional strange noises from afar, Bogon’s mention of more travelers on the roads, and his whispered rumors of Valarians in the borderlands on the Hotpot side of their walls. Still, the Kobold stuck to his regimen, punctuated by Bogon’s visits, until that day when his whole world changed.

The light was so bright that Katoichi actually saw it: the flash before a huge shock wave hit, knocking him off his feet and into the air, flinging him into a pillar. Then came the heat, a searing blast that felt like it was flaying his very flesh, and the rumble of the earth as the remains of the shrine crumbled into dust and rubble, not one stone atop another.

Katoichi knew not how long he lay in the debris, sobbing, moaning, and eventually sleeping – had it been days? weeks? – before he felt a familiar hand on his shoulder and a canteen being lifted to his lips. His old friend – his only friend – Bogon had returned to check on him. The Hobgoblin stayed for several days, tending to Katoichi’s wounds like a mother with her cub and filling him in on the Great Blast. Rumors abounded as to the cause – wizardry, nature, or a visit from a god – but an unimaginable expanse of the mountain range had exploded, levelling a vast tract of land, a whole country’s worth it seemed, and rendering uninhabitable a good portion of the Hot Pot and of Valaria as well. Had the shrine been one pass closer to the volcano, there would have been nothing for Bogon to visit.

The two kept company at the shrine site for a while, then Bogon told Katoichi he had to be returning to his band. The Hobgoblins wanted no truck with whatever forces were behind the Great Blast and were withdrawing westward, deeper into the Pot. He offered to take Katoichi with him, but the herbalist, remembering his days with the pack, demurred, not wanting to become a burden, once more to be taken care of. The Kobold decided instead to leave his hermitage and rejoin the world on his own, relying on the skills Bogon had taught him and the self-confidence that their friendship had kindled. For Katoichi, the Great Blast was not an end, but a beginning.

So, for five years, Katoichi has been roaming the continent, first making his way in odd jobs, or gathering and selling herbs, or serving as a stopgap spiritual advisor from time to time. A milestone came when he finally managed to convince a skeptical caravan captain to take him on as an assistant camel wrangler; luck gave him the chance to demonstrate how effective his martial skills were, when he helped fight off a midnight raid. With that referral, he has had steady work, whenever he wants it, as a guard or mercenary.

Katoichi wears modest clothes and carries a specially made sword that looks like a blind man’s staff as he walks the countryside. His keen sense of smell allows him to find herbs and other medicinal plants, which he gathers in a medicine kit and sells along with his services. He deals with the usual suspicion of Kobolds on the part of most Folk, but generally his equanimity and affable nature quickly win over most of those he encounters. He keeps a low profile most of the time, but occasionally has a little too much to drink, or goes on a gambling spree, and either winds up in jail, or in a fight, or both. For the most part, he tries to do good in the new country of Oasis that his home has become.

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Nokta Rampado

Kobold life is a harsh trial at best, and Nokta Rampado had no better lot than any other kobold. He was born into a large Kobold pack that roamed the badlands of northeastern Hotpot, raiding and being raided, skirmishing with goblins, avoiding orcs and Hobgoblins, and basically just trying to get by.

In order for a Kobold tribe to survive, it had to rely on two things. The first was the loyalty of the pack – every Kobold was intensely devoted to their family, their clan, and their tribe. It was only by sticking together that Kobolds could withstand – and even occasionally surmount – the vicissitudes of life in the badlands.

The other key element was knowledge. Any Kobold group had to have excellent intelligence on potential threats to their safety, whether natural, humanoid, or monstrous, in order to be ready for trouble – or able to avoid it. And that is where Nokta Rampado came in.

From very early on in cubhood, Nokta showed a predilection for sneakiness remarkable even in the naturally circumspect Kobold culture. His ability to move without being spotted, to eavesdrop, to spy on comings and goings was at first a nuisance to the tribal elders and then, as the decision was made to leverage these talents, a resource to be exploited. Nokta served his tribe well, first as a Picket and then Scout, always on the outskirts of pack territory, always on the lookout for threats and enemies. Later, as his skills developed, he became an Intelligencer, actually moving within the camps and headquarters of other groups, gathering information, stealing documents, and committing small acts of opportunistic sabotage.

Two circumstances made Nokta develop differently from the average Kobold. The first was his near-constant separation from the pack. While everything he did was for the benefit of his tribe and his kith and kin, he only rarely reaped the rewards of familiarity on togetherness that are earmarks of Kobold culture. He became a bit of a misfit within the overly gregarious Kobold society, a little awkward in the rituals and ceremonies of their communal life, a little uncertain and less comfortable with the shared meals and activities.

The second anomaly was fostered by the tribe’s shaman. When nearly discovered by some Hobgoblins whose camp he was surveilling, he spontaneously created the image of a scorpion in the sand, distracting his almost-discoverers and allowing him to escape. When he described this event to the elder, the shaman began to train him whenever he returned to the pack, and soon Nokta learned how to channel magical energies to help him sneak and evade.

Because of these differences, Nokta became something of an outsider within his own pack. There were other Pickets and Scouts and Intelligencers, but none spent as much time away from the pack as did Nokta. Although his loyalty to the tribe never wavered an inch, in his heart he sometimes felt that he was protecting them and not us.

It was perhaps this difference that led Nokta to a new destiny after The World Changed. With the fall of the Vilarian Kingdom, the rise of Oasis, the expansion of Bria, and the ascendancy of Stanwood, new opportunities arose for Kobold-folk. Prometa Gardito, Matriarch of the Seven Tribes, made an unprecedented appeal to the major powers for recognition of the Hotpot Kobolds as territory-less nation-state. With provisional acceptance of the request came and exchange of emissaries and, in a gesture of goodwill, the Kobolds sent a representative to serve on an international cooperative troubleshooting agency helping to keep the peace and advance civilization. Nokta was chosen to fill this role, since he was the Kobold with the most experience outside the pack and in other cultures.

Nokta, every dutiful, has fulfilled his role and even found comfort in it. His chance to be a regular pack member, secure in the company of his family and comrades, had evaporated long before, and he embraced his new role in the wide world outside the Hotpot. His duties took him across the continent, from the ruins of Wistport to forest of Yarrindale, finally bringing him to a base in Archton, we he became part of new team. His new pack.

Nokta is small, only about two and a half feet tall, with dark gray skin that he makes more bluish with body paint and facial decorations. He usually wears a long cloak with the hood pulled up, and if he tucks his tail in, he might be mistaken for a halfling or a gnome in dim light. Whenever he’s about in daytime, he wears goggles that protect his eyes from sunlight.

Because of his long experience as a solitary worker, Nokta can seem aloof and standoffish, but this is mostly awkwardness and even a bit of shyness on his part. He is often tinkering with alchemical items or practicing his magick but will tentatively join in communal activities if encouraged. He is usually even-tempered unless he succumbs to the temptation of too much drink (or other intoxicants).

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Sholto Dustwatcher

In the Kingdom of Vilaria, south of the Celadon Forest and just north of Lernton Village, lay the Svirfneblin community of Mantol-Deroth; or perhaps it would be better to say it lay under Vilaria, for the Deep Gnomes live not so much on the land as within its caves, caverns, and subterranean grottoes. There is a quite a rich community underground, with mycological agronomy, mining, and the manufacture of mechanical devices driving the economy of this semi-autonomous region.

Below the grasslands of Vilaria was a bustling commonwealth, with one large city, several small towns, and outlying districts where yeomen worked the earth and lived in small villages. Besides the threats from the creatures that lurk in the darkest reaches underground, Mantol-Deroth’s inhabitants were prey to the same weaknesses of all Folk: greed, fear, hatred, and lust, the base desires that drive individuals to crime. When one these passions led a deep gnome to theft, assault, or worse, that’s when Chief Deputy Inspector Sholto Dustwatcher of the Mantol-Deroth Peace Enforcement Bureau came in.

Sholto began his career as Patrol Constable with the watch, guarding the Schisttown marketplace, breaking up scuffles, throwing gnomes who’d had too much fungin into the drunk tank for the night. He was a good officer, and eventually was assigned a tour of duty in the OBC – the Overhead Border Corps, helping to control crossings and trade at the way-station that was Mantol-Deroth’s sole connection to the surface world. The Vilarians were fractious and disagreeable at best; only the weight of a generations-old pact and the challenge of mounting an assault on the underground commonwealth allowed the Svirneblin the relative freedom that the Svirfneblin enjoyed within the kingdom; Vilaria, of course, always managed to keep the economic upper hand no matter what.

But Sholto had a keen eye for detail and a dogged determination to undo a puzzle in order to set things right; his dedication and devotion soon caught the attention of the PEB commandant, and Sholto became an Inspector in Bedrock, the main city of Mantol-Deroth, where he applied his native intelligence, physical courage, and devotion to duty in the cause of detection of criminals and their arrest and punishment.


 Sholto had found his place in the world and thought he would have a long career protecting the good citizens of Bedrock; that is, until five years ago, when the earth moved, literally. It wasn’t until much later that the Svirfneblin learned of the Great Blast; at the time, it was just the worst earthquake the community had ever experienced, so severe as to destroy the Tradeclimb Road, the only route to the surface, as well doing significant damage throughout Mantol-Deroth. It took several months and a large fraction of the commonwealth’s resources to reestablish communication with surface; when contact was finally made, the Svirfneblin were surprised to find that Vilaria was no more, and that Mantol-Deroth now lay within the boundaries of the nation of Bria.
Diplomatic relations were hurriedly established; because of his prior experience in the OBC, Sholto was assigned to the security detail accompany the envoy to the Brianese capital at Satinbury. Negotiations to rewrite the Svirfneblin autonomy treaty were long, but fruitful; the Brianese seemed more willing to recognize gnomish sovereignty than the Vilarians ever were but seemed to want to include every detail and potentiality in trade relations and parse every paragraph down to the last comma. The result was that Sholto spent a good deal of time on the surface and began to enjoy it. In fact, he enjoyed it so much, that he asked permission to remain on the surface, nominally assigned to the Svirfneblin Consulate, but in reality he was only in on-call status and was for all practical purposes a free agent unless and until he was needed by the Consul.

For some time, Sholto has wandered the surface, taking in first-hand the changes that were wrought in the aftermath of the Great Blast, seeing for himself the places that were only words on paper during the long negotiations in Satinbury. He supports himself as guard, a finder, a thief-taker, an investigator, an enforcer – whatever job his skills can afford him, so long as it keeps him on the right side of the law.

None of those fellows seemed a right match for the party as it developed, so here's who showed up:

Mikkal Birrelas Veadnu Desammi

In the vast central plains of the continent, far from the verdant expanses of Celadon, Axewood, Adrii, and Bonewood, resting within the great geological bowl formed by the moutnain ranges, live the Ghostwise, the most reclusive of the halflings. They have a nomadic, clannish culture, raising livestock by transhumance across the interior of the continent as they move with the seasons, ignoring national boundaries as is their ancient right as indigenous people.

It was into this culture that Mikkal Birrelas Veadnu Desammi was born and in its traditions raised. Ghostwise culture privileges community and all social interactions and is managed through the clan structure: elders are charged with determining clan response to changing conditions, negotiating between families, settling disputes, and assigning duties. It was this system, and not any particular initiative of his own, that determined his destiny would take him to the UNAF.

Mikko is a good-natured sort, but what he lacks in ambition he makes up for in laziness. A firm believer that life’s primary purpose is the pursuit of pleasure, and that the greatest pleasure can be found in relaxed contemplation, Mikko was content to contribute his due to his clan, be satisfied with his lot, and enjoy as many sunny afternoons, grassy meadows, babbling brooks, and long naps that the world would give him. Unfortunately, the elders got in the way of that beautiful plan.

Mikko was discovered to have skill with the bow; his shooting rivalled or surpassed all others in his family, his tribe, and possibly in the entire clan. Once this was discovered, he was assigned first as a hunter, then as a scout, pulling long shifts moving ahead of herdsmen to reconnoiter and report and occasionally engage with hostiles. He did his job dutifully and well but missed many thoughtful afternoons. It was on one of these scouting missions that Mikko discovered his ability to magically enhance his arrows to wondrous effect. Some of the elders said it was the result of a touch of Elvish blood somewhere in his family tree; others said it was because his wanderings had taken him to places teeming with magical energy. The shaman wanted to train him, but Mikko was content to just experience the magic without trying to control or develop it.

When the Great Change happened, the ripples reached the Ghostwise community. The new nation of Neuland, an invigorated Bria, and a newly-opened Yarrindale all wanted to talk and gather and sign treaties and create a new order. The Ghostwise, for their part, just wanted to be left alone, but to do that, they knew they had to have at least nominal participation in these international affairs.

And much to his chagrin, was Mikko chosen as their emissary.

Mikko is tall for a halfling, like many Ghostwise, a shade over three feet. He wears studded leather armor adorned with tribal decorations and often has ritual paint on his face. He carries a longbow at all times and a light crossbow hangs from his pack. On his belt ride a dull gray scimitar and a curious device consisting of rope and three balls.

Personally, Mikko presents as affable but not as frivolous (or hungry) as most conventional halflings. He readily joins any group with which he finds himself and adjusts to their mores and customs, exerting as little effort as possible in the discharge of his duties, and spending as much time as possible in the sun.

Mikko also spent most of his time stoned, alternating between smoking weed and tobacco the entire campaign. The party knew things were getting dire if Mikko spit out whatever cigarette he happened to have going. But he survived the whole campaign!

What a crew. Always more characters than campaigns, it seems...and more to come.

Friday, July 31, 2020

Hero project part 7; the Ur-characters

See:  The pilotPart OnePart TwoPart ThreePart FourPart Five. Part Six.

So this has been a romp through a pretty clearly-established but totally in-my-head comics universe. (Actually, it's multiverse, with at least two other Earths, one an alternate-history scenario and the other a near-future setting, but maybe that's another series.) The Bravos have pretty much solidified now, but their roots go way back into some of my earliest work. Here are artifacts from some far antecedents of the current characters.

First, piece so old there was actual typing on the sheet from my Smith Corona portable manual typewriter (I cropped it out).These are all folks that were originally slated to appear in prose, rather than in an imaginary comic.


I rather like the concept of Ebon and don't know why I left it. He's Pyewacket, the cat familiar from Bell, Book, and Candle, transformed into a human.

Domesday is a proto-Moxie, with a little too much Dark Phoenix, I think.

You can see Virago in Athena quite clearly. The character concept didn't change much but she sure went through a lot of names over the years.

Yancy was the size changer, courtesy of an alien police officer's uniform - maybe some Greatest American Hero going on there?

I made a superhero version of the Warner Brothers character Tasmanian Devil well before DC did. According to my notes, he was an ex-soldier with PTSD before the term was in use.

The final piece in this series is an illustration of the characters in a projected 21-chapter science-fiction novel that took them across the galaxy- that's the flow chart and table of contents there on the left. I think about two chapters were even written,a little more if you count my writing the opening scene about six times. I think the world-building and the character creation were enough to satisfy whatever itch I was scratching; the same with all the little doodles and scribbles of characters over the years. Even now I can conjure up entire scenes, as if I had read the books or seen the movies. Anyway, here they are:



Walking in with raincoat and gat is the main protagonist of the novel, Earthling. I can tell you exactly where his name came from: in a letter column to some DC comic, a reader complained of the use of the term "earthling" in a story involving aliens, saying "You can't imagine how old-fashioned that sounds". The editor responded: "You're right. I can't." Earthling was a person from Earth who had somehow gotten to be a part of the teeming intergalactic community well before anyone from Earth should have, so his name just identified his planet of origin. I believe his weapon is a one of the last remaining star-guns and draws energy from dark matter or something. He's the one who draws the rest of the characters into the story, and collectively they are called The Terran Irregulars. (I think that was going to be the title, too.)

The winged woman is Earthling's alien companion Ariel. Her schtick was that she could not be lied to. Originally, her name was Windy, and if you are thinking of a 1967 hit single by The Association, you'd be right.

I think the fellow swinging in on the rope is the Ebon, just going by straight-up Pyewacket here. He's giving a ride to the Tasmanian Devil.

The woman swinging in is Debbie - with the epithet "the girl with the doomsday mind". Domesday going by her real name, I guess.

Drop-kicking the drone is, of course, Athena.

And rounding out the group is a multi-limbed fellow that the the team must pick up along the way, since he's not listed among them in the novel outline:  Yantzee - the alien whose hobby was Earth. I supposes it's fitting that this shaggy dog epic ends with a character who so closely resembles a Thark.

If you have hung in here until now, thanks for coming along for the ride. It was fun to explore all this character creation, and re-examine how character concepts evolved and changed. Who knows - maybe we'll even do something with these some day. 

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Hero project part 6: Action!


See:  The pilotPart OnePart TwoPart ThreePart Four. Part Five.

Now that we have met all the Bravos and their rogues, here are some action shots.

The Bravos racing into combat: Virago and Monad appear to be executing a "fastball express" a la Colossus and Wolverine,  but where's Moxie?



Here's Moxie - maybe Virago was throwing Monad to her? At her?



So, the fastball seems to be a popular move...

Clydesdale swats Monad away while Osprey swoops in...



Moxie and Sleetman exchange blasts while Osprey soars by...


Virago lassos a giant robot with some power cables...


Virago swats aside a poorly-drawn cat and lunges! (Is this another iteration of Whiskr?)


Virago stopping a truck. (Murphy Anderson drew an unbelievable panel of Hourman doing this. Should be in a museum.)


Monad alley-ooping into a bad guy's, ah, jewels.


Monday keeping the bad guys on the scene.


Monad vs. truck


Osprey swooping. I like this one.


Osprey dive-bombing a bad guy who (a) is using weapons I once saw Karate Kind use in a sparring match with Superboy and (b) apparently has a pretty nice butt.


Osprey vs. Clydesdale solo. Maybe after he swatted Monad away.


Osprey vs. Sleetman. What detail!


Osprey vs... a flying shark?


Osprey vs. Handyman (I think).


Osprey vs... I dunno, PAX? I didn't know they could fly. Maybe only some of them can.


And, from the big (imaginary) Thark-DC crossover event...

Virago vs. The Manhunter from Mars!




Next up: the ur-characters