On the sixth day of Newton: crystal mash (and a birthday!)

So, it's a pal's birthday today, and he deserves some special recognition for this particular trip around the sun, during which he acquitted himself admirably under especially trying circumstances.
What better way to celebrate than a mash-up of the classic comic-book Twinkie ads with Walter White and that lovable scamp, Jesse Pinkman.

Best Birthday, Buddy! May 2014 be Breaking Beautiful!